Joe Hart

Notes

Short-form thoughts, links, and updates.


Starting my mini sabbatical off with some chilled out keyboard assembly

If password managers spent as much money on YouTube adverts as VPN companies the world would be a better place.

Watching the episode of Voyager where Janeway has to use her own personal holographic smut fiction barkeep to rescue her own crewman from the holodeck.

God I love Star Trek.

Oof £45 import fee on £35 keyboard switches from aliexpress.

Why buy a SAD lamp when I can just set my IDE to light mode?

UK Vegan Christmas Sandwiches review thread for the coming month:

Me as a child: Eurgh all these stickers on this laptop are so lame.

Me now: I need a bigger laptop so I can fit more stickers on it.

Up first M&S. Cracking name. Suprisingly crunchy despite so much veg 7/10 festive but a tad slimey.

Video from my last talk come comedy show earlier in the year at Brighton Ruby is online now. Ever wanted to see a few hundred people play Pac-man? But only after some stressful live debugging?
brightonruby.com/2023/new-game

They have made the new Ultimate Peter Parker unnecessarily hot.

Fully on board with this.

#ffconf in general is a good vibes conference, but there is always a talk or two that makes me go “oh god we’re all doomed”

Starting with the “oh, it me” talk to kick off the day at #ffconf with a talk about imposter syndrome.

Heading off to @ffconf once again thankful for thameslink going straight from Finsbury Park to Brighton.

The world if cookie rights were a browser level API rather than every goddamn website asking me every goddamn time:

Image of utopia

Bought a new Christmas vinyl off Discogs and it came with all these FANTASTIC danish stamps on it